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Ace has always complained about how badly Dolly beats him every time they play Internet poker games. So we here at AceHoyle.com naturally assumed she’d be the perfect person to give instructions on how to play poker in our online Internet poker school.

What we didn’t realize when we gave her the job, however, was how terribly we’d misunderstood Ace – and it wasn’t till we showed up for the first day of class that our mistake became clear: Rather than wear the schoolmarm outfit we’d given her, Dolly came dressed like something out of a Tim Burton movie.

She waited for us to finish piling into the room, then shouted in German and smacked Tomas so hard his cheekbone shattered. Obviously, whatever she’d said didn’t need repeating. The rest of us raced to our desks like pigs to a trough.

So it seems the Ace Hoyle crew has created a monster – but a monster who will, no doubt, give those brave enough to enter her schoolhouse-cum-dungeon complete instructions on how to play poker games.

What’s more, she’ll do it as clearly and concisely as any British dame speaking Hochdeutsch with a southwestern twang; she’s not only divided her instructions on how to play poker into sections for each of the 11 online Internet poker game types listed below, but she’s also split each entry’s tutorial into eight sections.

This breakdown, Dolly assures us, will make learning to play poker über simple. And taken together, she says, her poker lessons will teach you to play poker games like a pro. Of course, you might not believe that anyone could set down the final word in online Internet poker game guides. But, before you raise your hand to object, remember what happened to poor Tomas….


Miss Dolly’s Poker Tutorials

Texas Hold’em

Of all the online Internet poker game types played today, Texas Hold’em is probably the most popular. It’s also the main reason most people take Dolly’s poker lessons, so it always heads her list of poker lessons. According to her, if you can’t learn to play poker at Texas Holdem tables, you should stop "vaisting" her time and go play "zolitaire." We’re not exactly sure what that means, but it sure sounds good coming from such shapely lips.

Check out Miss Dolly’s Texas Hold’em poker tutorial


Omaha

So you’ve survived Miss Dolly’s first poker tutorial, huh? Well, sad to say, there’s plenty more. Our next poker variant is Omaha, which takes the mechanics of Texas Hold’em and twists them. Think you’re up to the challenge? Follow the link below to learn more:

Check out Miss Dolly’s Omaha poker tutorial


Summer School

Ha! You think Miss Dolly's done with you? Boy, you better get your butt back in that school house and prepare for a full curriculum of advanced poker lesson. Miss Dolly's Summer School is now in session:


Introduction to Free Texas Holdem Games and Freerolls

The best values at any online poker room come in the form of play-money and freeroll Internet poker play. Learn the best way to get in on these deals by checking out Miss Dolly's Introduction to Free Texas Holdem Games and Freerolls.


Online Texas Hold 'Em

Now that you have the basics of poker down you probably think you're ready to hit the online Texas Holdem tables. Uhuh. Not so fast, amigo. Online Texas Holdem tables are a world unto themselves, and you can bet Miss Dolly ain't letting her little lambs out of her sight before they've taken her Online Texas Hold 'Em class.


Texas Holdem Odds Calculator

Until you learn to play poker by calculating your pot and out odds in your head, you're probably going to need an odds calculator. Learn the best places to find one by taking Miss Dolly's Texas Holdem Odds Calculator lesson.


Texas Holdem Online vs. Live Play

Now that you know what types of Texas Holdem games exist online, it's time to get down to the real nitty gritty. Learn the dos and don'ts of how to play Internet poker with Miss Dolly's Texas Holdem Online vs. Live Play lesson.


Texas Holdem Software and Download Guide

For the dunces among us it might be a little hard to figure out the simplest of directions. Luckily, Miss Dolly assumed you'd have problems and put to this Texas Holdem Software and Download Guide for you and your friends on the short bus.


Poker Hand Rankings Guide

If you're going to play poker you absolutely must understand poker hand rankings and how to use this information in a live game. In our own poker hands page Miss Dolly covers all this and more. Plus, she'll even teach you to how to play the Persian game As Nas. Now how's that for cool!



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